Remember when The Matrix was cool and not blasé.
Water Power. Incredible hydro technology. HHO
A student explains 100 Million Dollar Budget Cut →
An old married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said…
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel.
You already know how to fish!"
A woman goes to the Doctor all black and blue
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light,
I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Hate it when I move on my bar stool to the music of Hall & Oates
"The Birds" mystery solved →
Is it crazy to treat our pets like kids →
American Horror Story
I absolutely love this show on FX. Just when I was giving up on most TV because it is just reality shows, FX came out with this incredible show. Love the twists and how novel it is. And it actually is frightening—-and I’m a long-time horror movie buff.